Tag Archives: summer

seashore

She sells sea shells…

I have a dirty secret to tell you: I hate the beach. The sand gets in the sunblock, the sarnies and, worst of all, my gussetry. It’s like being expected to frolic on a cheese grater.  Thing is, as the mother of six year old Kraken Junior and the owner of a clifftop caravan with Conjugal Kraken, […]