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The Kraken Makes: October

In response to a small public outrage in September (not mine, for once) here are a few articles to accompany my latest mag cover. Gird yourselves… Orangey bit When Mavis Nutbucket woke one morning to find she could see nothing but orange she rushed to A&E for treatment. However, she discovered that far from suffering […]


The Kraken Makes: May!

Measure up! Want made-to-measure clothes? Well, once you’ve accurately taken your measurements there’ll be no stopping you! First, understand that for an unfathomable reason the measurements on a pattern envelope have as much relevance to actual dress sizes as Jeremy Clarkson does to post-80s fashion. With that in mind, take a measuring tape and record […]

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Cover up!

So if you follow me on Facebook (and if you don’t why the hell not? WHY?) you’ll have seen one of my latest creations. No, it’s not a bag or a storage system or even a brooch that reads ‘Bloody buggering Christmas’. Instead it’s something even more terrifying because it includes a picture of my […]

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