Sweary brooch: Arse

(1 customer review)



Like your language, er, fruity? Think that David Copperfield, Wolf Hall and Ulysses could have been improved with one or two F-bombs? Wonder how the Queen gets through the day without muttering the word ‘twatbasket’ at Prince Phillip? So do I, which I why I’ve produced these sweary brooches. I’ve tried to create something as gorgeous as it is unapologetic, with thick, colourful, cotton fabric forming the petals, embroidered aida as the centre and a clasp on the back. And you know what I love about them? From a distance they are so eyecatching but when people take an admiring close-up they get an eyeful of expletive. My father is disgusted by them. Hopefully yours will be too.

NB: If you love the brooches but not the sentiments I can make one with your very own message on it (sweary or otherwise). Just email me at krakenkreations1At gmailDOtcom with your request and I’ll get cracking.

Measurements: 9cms in diameter

1 review for Sweary brooch: Arse

  1. Lucy

    I love my sweary brooch. My friend bought me it as an early birthday present, so I could wear it on my clog dancing apron. It raised some eyebrows, when people looked at it and said it was pretty and then got an eyeful of the expletive. Perfect.

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